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1. A true gentleman is one who always calls a cat a cat, even if he tripped over it and fell2. Lack of sleep — it's not a problem! The problem — the lack of sense to wake up in the morning … 3. IF I am a gentleman and you are a gentleman, who will milk the cow? — Irish proverb4. Speak in English with a dictionary. With people yet shy … 5. The phrase "All men are the same" definitely come up with some kind of a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a huge crowd.6. I am on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it7. «I cannot choose one hundred best books because I have only written five» — Oscar Wilde8. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.