НУЖЕН ПЕРЕВОД! У меня уровень advanced, но

Going with a friend by car, I'm driving, only to get right. With fright through the intersection, ran a krasnyy.Tut watch is the traffic cop waving a stick, stop, think, even if the first day of law is not a law zabrali.Polozhila 500 rubles for every occasion to give a bribe as a husband taught. Suitable seems, said: — "Your Rights, pozhalusta" … proudly take out my rights and give him a hand and go out … he quickly grabbed 500 p. and put it in his pocket and said: — "Well, you call me Your name, violate the …? " … I have a stupor … I think — "How does he know me …? Perhaps children learn together and are friends, not otherwise … " What follows is about the dialogue: I (smiling and very cheerfully) — Well, how are you … are you? As a family, kids …? He — (confused and frantically rummaging in the recesses of my memory) — Yes, everything seems normal … I: — Your-child is not translated into our school …? He said: — What was supposed to …? I: — Well, of course, it is there said to me recently … He (and more slowly): — No, we remain in the old … I: — A holiday where you are going …? He said: — No, I work … I am — Ahh … Well, okay then, call … He said: — Okay … call … He pulled from his pocket my 500 rubles, and lays down their back to me in law and gives prava.Govorit. Sorry, did not recognize … Turns and slowly walks to his car … I sit behind the wheel, a friend asked: — "This is your friend …? " I'm saying that I can not remember, but if a man knows my name and middle name — so familiar … Yes … exactly familiar … I turn to her friend and I see that it slides off the seat to the floor, all red with laughter … Bother her: — "what if …? " I ask … She says: — So rules are written in your name … . but the guy probably suffers so far … WHO YOU …